High Praise: How Franco Stoned Himself Out of The Oscars

For good.

This might seem extreme but I am certainly not alone in these sentiments.

Last night as James Franco sashayed onto the Academy Awards stage holding his iPhone4, videoing everything, like a pompus prick, you could just tell where this was going.

Before the show I even noted that there is a strong possibility that Franco could bomb.

He did.

Venom, and vitriol poured out over the internet following the show. Critics of film and tv alike spewed paragraph after paragraph about the horrid performance of the hosts.

Much more directed at Franco than Hathaway.

There has been plenty of comments on the way Franco looked on stage, his nonchalant approach with lack of feeling or emotion. Franco seemed content standing there next to the alarmingly more pale than usual Hathaway, with his dumb smile and glazed over eyes.

See where I’m getting at?

Maybe Franco forget he was hosting and decided to reenact his role as Saul Silver from “Pineapple Express.”

He even posted live pictures of himself with Oprah backstage and this guy looked high as a kite.

Everyone wants to talk about how Ricky Gervais won’t allowed to be back to host the Golden Globes, how about this.

James Franco may never be allowed to come back to the Oscars…EVER AGAIN.

His antics and piss-poor hosting duties rivaled that of David Letterman from 1995. Franco is damn lucky to have had Hathaway there as a crutch otherwise I wouldn’t have been surprised if the Academy pulled an Apollo Theater and booed his ass off stage.

Franco may have actually ostracized himself from the Academy yesterday, seemingly worse than Christopher Nolan the way he was snubbed.

Way to go, not only have you not made any significant movies thus far in your career but you have gone and made a fool of yourself infront of millions of people.

For the sake of the Academy, the respect of the actors in the room and the people who watch the show, Franco needs to issue an apology and then take a long look at himself in the mirror, and re-evaluate his attitude towards this business.

Post-Oscar Thoughts

Well since I last posted the major awards came down.

First and foremost, I am beyond pumped that Natalie Portman took home Best Actress for “Black Swan.”

I sound like a broken record but it’s true; Portman was head an shoulders above anyone who was nominated in her category. Portman transformed herself, you want to talk about “method-actors/actress” she was the epitome of the title.

When I finished watching “Black Swan” I made the comparison of Portman to Heath Ledger in “The Dark Knight.” In the past couple months as Oscar speculation began, many critics, most notably Richard Roeper echoed the sentiments I much opposed.

He said his pick for Best Actress was Annette Bening, for “The Kids are Alright” but not because she played the best role, but because “the Academy owed her one for ‘American Beauty’,” that’s not right is it?

When I asked Roeper why he felt this way when it was pretty obvious Portman should win, he said that’s just the way the Academy thinks.

Well low and behold, Natalie, pregnant and all, won the Oscar, and I let out a big “YES!” and was satisfied.

By the way, Roeper changed his pick a couple days ago, but I didn’t forget your original pick, and you defending it when I asked you about it…I didn’t forget!

Anyway…

Anne Hathaway and James Franco were the hosts and the general consensus says they didn’t like what they saw.

Acclaimed movie critic Roger Ebert said this…

“The worst Oscarcast I’ve seen, and I go back awhile. Some great winners, a nice distribution of awards, but the show? Dead. In. The. Water.”

Yikes…Franco, duck for cover.

And or duck under the cloud of smoke backstage because you must have been stoned. Often times he stammered and seemed out of it. Nothing seemed genuine or naturally funny coming out of his mouth.

The worst part was I predicted James would bomb, take a hike you pompous, self-righteous know-it-all.

Now lets focus on the positive.

“The Kings Speech” won four Oscars, (Best Picture, Best Director, Best Actor, and Best Original Screenplay.)

The biggest shock at-least to me came when Tom Hooper won Best Director for “The Kings Speech.” It seemed like “The Social Network” and David Fincher were locks for that award, but once we heard Hooper win, Best Picture was sure to follow, and it did. Hooper did give a nice speech where he mentioned his mother gave him the idea for the film and then capped off his words with

“…the lesson, listen to your mother”

“The Social Network” which I felt should have won Best Picture, although originally I wanted The Kings Speech to win (you can look back at my picks from January) although after re-watching TSN I choose it to win, but to no avail. The film however did win Best Adapted Screenplay, Best Score, and Best Editing.

The other big winner was “Inception” as it took home the “smaller” awards. The Christopher Nolan directed blockbuster snatched up Oscars for Best Visual Effects, Best Sound Mixing, Best Sound Editing, and best Cinematography.

Christian Bale, “The Fighter,” who was the favorite to win Best Supporting Actor, did just that. As he beat out Geoffery Rush his speech raised some eyebrows. Some people thought he forgot his wife’s name but he just got choked up, or it was just more good acting. We also saw Bale smile, a rarity.

Melissa Leo, who played the controlling mother in “The Fighter” nabbed the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress and gave the most humble, heartfelt and genuine speech. Her interaction with the legendary Kirk Douglas was great as well.

Speaking of Kirk Douglas, he was hilarious, had everyone in stitches, and even at his advanced age of 94, he was a hit.

Other noteable observations…

– Jessie Eisenberg was sitting front row, first seat, dead middle, I was taken aback by his prime location.

– There was a Standing Ovation for Billy Crystal, not surprising, and based on the overall reaction after-wards, people want Billy back or to stay for that matter.

– Oprah looked awful.

– For the first time in 10 years there was no African-American nominated.

– Still can’t get over how good Mila Kunis and Jennifer Lawrence looked tonight, gorgeous.

Well that’s a wrap for Oscar night, hope you enjoyed it. Thanks for reading, I welcome all your comments.

Back to the normal Hollywood world.